WHO

: Shredder, 8, and Splinter, 7.

WHAT

: Goldendoodle cousins and “best friends. They’re like alpha and beta.”

NAMED AFTER

: The villain and the teacher in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

HUMAN SIDEKICK

: Bill Dean, president and CEO of M.C. Dean.

EDUCATION

: Home schooled plus professional training. “They did great. Two weeks and it’s lasted.”

BORN

: Beale, Va.

FAVORITE HAUNT

: Baseball field at Rose Park. “They go crazy.”

FAVORITE PASTIME

: Traveling by private jet. “They’re the best travelers. And they love yachting, too.”

RECENT TRIPS

: Diving in Bimini and St. Barts – “They’re like fish” – and skiing in Park City, Utah. “They love snow.”

BEST FRIEND

: Mac, the Australian Shepard next door on P Street.

DIET

: “Shredder actually went on a hunger strike as a puppy over kibbles. We had to add the meats. Now they eat a special healthy blend of kibbles and canned meat. They don’t eat table scraps, at least not while I’m watching!”

GOOD NIGHT

: “On the floor of my bedroom.”

– Interview by Craig Wilson